VISITORS THAT DON'T SHOW UP

FINALLY!  The long awaited files have been released—No, not the Epstein Files. Now the American People can access the declassified UFO (Unidentified Flying Objects) Files that the Government has been hanging onto for decades. 

Conspiracy minded individuals will now discover that there is no evidence that the U.S. Government has had any interaction with bald little white men with big eyes and pointed ears from other planets. There is no reason to believe that other beings have visited us. The collection includes more than 160 files and over 400 “incidents” from all over the world.

Some of my favorite alien stories involve:  

The SIBERIA  CHICKEN  SKIN ALIEN:  In 2011 a video showed two Russian men discovering a wide-eyed alien corpse in the Siberian wilderness. The local police investigated and got a confession that the “extraterrestrial” was made of bread crumbs stuffed into a raw chicken.

THE FLATWOODS MONSTER: In 1952 a group of people in West Virginia saw a “terrifying 10-ft tall creature with glowing eyes floating in the mist.” Turns out that the alien was a barn owl perched way up on a tree branch.

In 1995, Fox TV aired fuzzy black and white footage of a surgeon dissecting a large-eyed (they always seem to have big eyes) alien. In 2006 the film-maker admitted that the “alien” was fake. It was sculpted from sheep organs and a dummy. 

And then there was the farmer who, in 1979 sued NASA for $20,000.00, because aliens had landed a spacecraft on his farm leaving  a circular burn mark.  He accused NASA of a cover-up. The judge dismissed the case because the burn marks obviously were left by a tractor.

In 2020 people in New Jersey saw a Spacecraft with blue flashing lights. Turns out it was the GOOD YEAR BLIMP “coming in peace."

When it was reported that there were UFO’s soaring over Haiti, the Los Angeles Times found the source. A professional animator, testing his work, had spent 17 hours creating UFOs on his MacBook.

Most recently, in 2019, South Korea radar detected “traces of flight by unidentified objects” headed to North Korea— just as President Trump was set to meet with Kim Jong Un.  Happily, the Joint Chiefs of Staff discovered that the UFOs were flock of birds.

My opinion, although it is worth about as much as you have paid for it, is that some people look at all of the misery on Earth, and tell themselves, “This can’t be all the life there is in the vast Universe.  There has to be something better out there.”  Or, they think, “We have to prepare ourselves for something out there that is much worse.”The truth is that we will probably never know, and it just might be smart to fix what we have been given.  Think how much better this earth could be if every inhabitant did one act of kindness everyday—just one act.

The Greek myth of Pandora tells us that Pandora opened a forbidden box unleashing all evils upon the world.  She quickly slammed the lid shut, leaving only HOPE inside.  Now it is up to us not to slam the lid shut on HOPE, but make it work for a better world for all of us.

Esther Blumenfeld