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    Esther Blumenfeld  

    The purpose of this web site is to entertain.  My humor columns died along with the magazines where they were printed, although I cannot claim responsibility for their demise.  I still have something to say, and if I can bring a laugh or two to your day, my mission will be fulfilled.

    Everyone I know thinks he has a sense of humor.  Here is my unsolicited advice. If you try to be funny and no one laughs, don’t worry about it.  However, if you try to be funny and no one EVER laughs, you might have a little problem.

     

    Thursday
    Nov112010

    Alive and Loving It

    You can’t believe everything you read!  I don’t care what Mr. Google and his henchmen have told you, my name is Esther Blumenfeld, and I am very much alive.

    My Pipl profile is mostly correct.  I am a published author and my plays have been produced.  It doesn’t really matter that I never lived in New York City.  I like New York City and must admit that all of those phone book listings add a bit of panache to my background.

    I don’t know why they added El Paso, Texas to the list.  I have never lived there either.  Maybe Mr. Google has an Aunt Esther in El Paso and hasn’t called her in a long time.

    I don’t get upset easily, but when the Google henchmen killed me and listed my 7 death records, I do take umbrage.  I am neither 94 years old nor did I die in 2007.  Having three additional sons might be nice, although I am quite pleased with the one I have.

    Sending an e-mail to the Google death panel to correct this error was less than satisfying.  They informed me that for a fee I could stay alive.

    I don’t pay protection money!  Does anyone know if the Google technicians are located in Jersey?

     

                                                    Esther Blumenfeld (still alive and loving it)

     

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