You can’t believe everything you read! I don’t care what Mr. Google and his henchmen have told you, my name is Esther Blumenfeld, and I am very much alive.
My Pipl profile is mostly correct. I am a published author and my plays have been produced. It doesn’t really matter that I never lived in New York City. I like New York City and must admit that all of those phone book listings add a bit of panache to my background.
I don’t know why they added El Paso, Texas to the list. I have never lived there either. Maybe Mr. Google has an Aunt Esther in El Paso and hasn’t called her in a long time.
I don’t get upset easily, but when the Google henchmen killed me and listed my 7 death records, I do take umbrage. I am neither 94 years old nor did I die in 2007. Having three additional sons might be nice, although I am quite pleased with the one I have.
Sending an e-mail to the Google death panel to correct this error was less than satisfying. They informed me that for a fee I could stay alive.
I don’t pay protection money! Does anyone know if the Google technicians are located in Jersey?
Esther Blumenfeld (still alive and loving it)